Finally someone else thinks this!!!!
And paintings talk.
pshhhhhhh it’s a magical snake jk thought it up therefore it’s magical
But owls deliver mail.
Nor can snakes fucking talk. Get over it.
I did not know that!
BITCH MAGIC DOESN’T EXIST EITHER
ERMAGERDZ, that SO annoys me too! And like, how the centaurs spoke and the unicorns bled silver…SO ANNOYING!